underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

trust:

when people have really nice clear faces i want punch myself 

togepied:

wanting to talk to someone really bad
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but they ignore your message
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and you see them talking to other people
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babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

unacted:

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

schnookumms:

son, im not sure how to say this, but, ur gay lmao